After all the hoopla, hankies (for happy tears), the high-fives, and everything else that constitutes a euphoric political consummation, the democrats are in for a harsh reality when they wake up next to a strange man the morning after.

The media is starting to admit the inevitable. Barring an unprecedented delegate betrayal, Barack Obama has the nomination wrapped up. But will this tasty morsel of Liberal cream turn sour in our mouths?

The liberal prophet of moral transparency isn't so transparent after all. In an attempt to explain away a twenty-year association with a voracious bigot, Obama gave, as principal reason, avuncular loyalty. My major objection to this is that you don't usually inherit pastors like you do uncles or grandmothers.

In any case, the way I see it, there are only three possible explanations.

1.) Barack is weak in the knees. He's afraid of his pastor -- in a sublimated sort of way -- and doesn't have the guts to stand up to him.

2.) Barack agrees with his pastor, hates America, Jews, and thinks white men are generally evil.

3.) Barack is a really really uxorious husband: it's his wife who actually supports Rev. Wright. Obama just goes to his church every Sunday, contributes thousands of dollars, and consents to a hateful bigot baptizing his children because she tells him to.

Take your pick. Hillary '08!!! :)